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Kirsa Kirsa - Leader
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| Subject: Share Jokes !!! =] Tue Feb 19, 2008 6:57 pm | |
| SHARE JOKES WITH ME!! | |
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Knuckledusty Knuckledusty - Leader
Number of posts : 127 Age : 33 EO Name : Knuckledusty Karma Bar : Registration date : 2008-02-19
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| Subject: Re: Share Jokes !!! =] Tue Feb 19, 2008 7:04 pm | |
| I don't wanna get between you two, OR DO I? | |
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Knuckledusty Knuckledusty - Leader
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| Subject: Re: Share Jokes !!! =] Tue Feb 19, 2008 7:06 pm | |
| If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and I together | |
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Knuckledusty Knuckledusty - Leader
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| Subject: Re: Share Jokes !!! =] Tue Feb 19, 2008 7:07 pm | |
| U must be a parking ticket, cuz you got FINE written all over you.
*All these Quagmire lines are at Julez btw* | |
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Julian Julian - Leader
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Kirsa Kirsa - Leader
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| Subject: Re: Share Jokes !!! =] Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:10 pm | |
| lol xD!!!!! Dusty Your silly. *HUGS YOU BOTH* ^^ | |
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Knuckledusty Knuckledusty - Leader
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Kirsa Kirsa - Leader
Number of posts : 117 EO Name : Kirsa Karma Bar : Registration date : 2008-02-19
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| Subject: Re: Share Jokes !!! =] Tue Feb 19, 2008 10:25 pm | |
| Nope. XD! Well, I think you got shoe there. ;] | |
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Knuckledusty Knuckledusty - Leader
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Kirsa Kirsa - Leader
Number of posts : 117 EO Name : Kirsa Karma Bar : Registration date : 2008-02-19
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| Subject: Re: Share Jokes !!! =] Tue Feb 19, 2008 10:41 pm | |
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Julian Julian - Leader
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| Subject: Re: Share Jokes !!! =] Tue Feb 19, 2008 10:49 pm | |
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Knuckledusty Knuckledusty - Leader
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Julian Julian - Leader
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| Subject: Re: Share Jokes !!! =] Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:07 pm | |
| Lol what are u guys doing :O your not on eo D: but lets go to chatbox ppl :O lol it will be easyer to talk. | |
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Knuckledusty Knuckledusty - Leader
Number of posts : 127 Age : 33 EO Name : Knuckledusty Karma Bar : Registration date : 2008-02-19
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| Subject: Re: Share Jokes !!! =] Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:10 pm | |
| Well Kirsa's on now xD and i'll be on inaminute | |
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Miss Bosh The Bosh..
Number of posts : 313 Age : 34 EO Name : Frienzybosh Karma Bar : Registration date : 2008-02-19
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| Subject: Re: Share Jokes !!! =] Fri Feb 22, 2008 3:18 am | |
| Come on more Jokes, This has gone of topic and ill delete it soon >;D
xD | |
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Knuckledusty Knuckledusty - Leader
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Miss Bosh The Bosh..
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| Subject: Re: Share Jokes !!! =] Sat Feb 23, 2008 2:31 am | |
| - Spoiler:
I thought I said jokes..wierd.
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Punkah Guild Member - Punkah
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| Subject: Re: Share Jokes !!! =] Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:59 pm | |
| come on someone's gotta have a good joke :] | |
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Miss Bosh The Bosh..
Number of posts : 313 Age : 34 EO Name : Frienzybosh Karma Bar : Registration date : 2008-02-19
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| Subject: Re: Share Jokes !!! =] Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:24 am | |
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Punkah Guild Member - Punkah
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| Subject: Re: Share Jokes !!! =] Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:15 am | |
| all my jokes are old and worn out :l i need a jokebook lol | |
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Knuckledusty Knuckledusty - Leader
Number of posts : 127 Age : 33 EO Name : Knuckledusty Karma Bar : Registration date : 2008-02-19
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Punkah Guild Member - Punkah
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| Subject: Re: Share Jokes !!! =] Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:34 pm | |
| - Knuckledusty wrote:
- What do you get when you have Julez in a van?
A child abductor LMAO! xD we need more like that | |
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Knuckledusty Knuckledusty - Leader
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Miss Bosh The Bosh..
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| Subject: Re: Share Jokes !!! =] Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:45 am | |
| Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so St. Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's your story?"
The first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground! By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers. Of course, he couldn't stand that for long, so he let go and fell-but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge, and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly. But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balchoy."
"That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man in.
The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full, and again asks for his story.
"It's been a very strange day. You see, I live on the 26th floor of my apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony. Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because I fell over the edge. But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me. I knew I couldn't hang on for very long, when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony. I thought for sure I was saved, when he started beating on me and kicking me. I held on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed a hammer and started pounding on my hands. Finally I just let go, but again I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right. Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly, and now I'm here."
Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible death.
The third man came to the front of the line, and St. Peter asked for his story.
"Picture this," says the third man, "I'm hiding naked inside a refrigerator..." | |
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Blakedude Guild Member - Blakedude
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| Subject: Re: Share Jokes !!! =] Tue Feb 26, 2008 7:06 pm | |
| Theres a man stranded on an island on the brink of death a boat comes by and the man inside it says ''Hey pal ya need a lift?'' the man on the island says ''no thank you God will save me'' Then another Boat comes by the man inside it asks the same thing but the man on the island says ''no thank you God will save me'' and then eventually the man dies and asks God ''Why didn't you save me?'' God says ''I just sent two boats for you...'' | |
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